My Little Pony

Here it is, the Heavy Metal version of

MY LITTLE PONY!

 

Going back to practice the gypsy jazz version of Spongebob Squarepants now...

Zachariah The First Electric Western

OK, so is this the coolest movie of all time? Why doesn't anybody tell me about these things? Are we just supposed to find out by ourselves? And doesn't this guy look like Curly Max, pre-haircut?

Here's the movie ad -

I'm going out to learn how to play a Strat while riding a horse now. Adios!

My Mom Goes Back To College

My mom came to my undergraduate chemistry class today. The professor said he needed someone to experiment on. Here she is!

This is the experiment she has to do. It involves acid. It's really dangerous, which they didn't tell my mom or else it wouldn't have been as fun.

This is what happened:

Here's the big explanation:

This is where things start going wrong ...

My professor gave her this bumper sticker anyway for being such a good sport!